We as a programmer sometimes have a strange sense of humor. Being a programmer it isn’t easy. We code all day, debug all night, and go through thousands of code lines trying to clear up all the possible error. Sometimes, it takes a fellow programmer to understand the hardship of another programmer and sometimes the funny jokes of programming do the rest.

1. Todo Write Document

The most painful thing for a programmer is two things: The first one is to write document to others and the second one is why there is no document left by others!!

We dont need to write documentation

2. Engineers Vs Computer Scientists (Source Quora)

Ten computer scientists and ten engineers are on-line to buy train tickets to travel to the tech conference in the nearby city.

Each of the computer scientists walk up to the window to purchase their train ticket, and watch as the engineers combine their money to purchase only one ticket.

“Stupid engineers,” they say amongst themselves, boarding the train.

Soon after departing, the ticket taker enters the train car. All ten of the engineers pile into the restroom with their single ticket.

The ticket taker collects each of the computer scientists’ tickets and proceeds to the rest room. Seeing that it’s occupied, the ticket taker knocks on the door and asks for the occupant’s ticket. The engineers slip their ticket from under the door and the ticket taker moves on.

The computer scientists look at each other in astonishment that the engineers’ plan actually worked.

After the conference, the ten computer scientists and ten engineers line up again to buy their return tickets.

Again, the engineers only buy one ticket, but this time they watch on as the computer scientists buy zero tickets.

“Stupid computer scientists,” they say amongst themselves, boarding the train.

And again, the ticket taker enters the train car and all ten engineers pile into the restroom with their single ticket.

“Ticket please”, a computer scientist says, knocking on the restroom door. Sure enough, the engineers slide their ticket from under the door as the computer scientists pile into the adjacent restroom…

3. Java Primitives Got No Class

An attractive String walks into Java cafe and sees an int, boolean, and double sitting together.

The int walks up to her and say, ” I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?” The String quickly declines.

The same thing happens to boolean and double. Later the bartender asks, “Were those primitives bothering you?” and the String says, “Yes! they’ve got no–class.”

Java primitives meme

4. Found A Bug

The front-engineer of the company has been single for a long time and went to the dating site. After a while, a friend asked him did you find it? The engineer said, No! but found a bug on their page.

Website with bug meme

5. Programming vs How it Actually is

6. Programmer’s Chat

Two programmers who were works in the same company chatted with each other. A complained: “It is to hard to knock code every day. I want to change the line”. B said, “Knock back the car”.

7. Website Built With Joomla

8. Java Loses The Scope

A couple of years ago when I decided to learn programming, a friend of mine recommended to learn Java it has a scope, and now Java has lost its own scope.

Java is beneficial meme

9. Jesus Saves The Code

Jesus and Satan have an argument who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they came to an agreement to hold a contest with God as a Judge. They furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen for several hours straight.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.  Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.  He asks Satan to show his work.  Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing.  I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has made any better.”

Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life and shows a beutiful screen with sparrows flying at the corner of the screen.

Satan is astonished.  He stutters, “B-b-but how?!  I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact!  How did he do it?”

God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.”

Ctrl S jesus meme

10. Machine Learning Is Love

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